I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
My co-worker, on her ex. (via babybastet)

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*prays white ppl don’t find it so the price don’t go up*

sinsecretosestaves:

r.i.p. avocados, quinoa, hair oils

sniffing:

so netflix can update its look but it can’t can’t update its tv shows & movies….

I scored the way you fell asleep: slowly and then all at once
German NT (via iretze)

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