*prays white ppl don’t find it so the price don’t go up*

sinsecretosestaves:

r.i.p. avocados, quinoa, hair oils

(Source: wifigirl2080)

sniffing:

so netflix can update its look but it can’t can’t update its tv shows & movies….

I scored the way you fell asleep: slowly and then all at once
German NT (via iretze)

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crystallized-teardrops:

i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs)


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city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

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You do not need pasta.
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)